Okay that title might be stretching the truth just a little bit.. I'm dramatic, so what did you really expect?
So this one time, in 2011. I was casually working at Cedar Point. The ride I worked at, involved you going down and cleaning part of the beach. AKA a Beach Walk. So, I kind of hate these because guests are super rude. I don't know about you, but I think it's insulting to stand there and talk about you would hate to have that persons job when they're in ear shot, or point out trash because I "missed a spot" Bottom line, it's annoying because apparently guests only think I clean the beach and have no other job.
Well, this beach walk turned DEADLY. I'm you know, picking up trash, getting pissed off because of peoples comments. I start going the other way when I hear a guest say,
"OH MY GOSH, WATCH OUT!!!! THERES A SNAKE!"
Okay, not gonna lie. I thought they were just trying to be funny. So, I ignored it as usual. Mind you, I'm deathly afraid of snakes.
Then I hear another person warn me about a freaking snake! What? Okay. Please stop. Then, I finally heard another person and I'm like ugh where? They pointed down by my feet and low and behold there is this ugly black snake just slithering on by me. Needless to say, I wig out. I'm honestly probably a story these people tell because of how ridiculous I am.
I was like OH HELL NO. IM OUTTA HERE.
I ran back through the door and went back to the control panel and stated I was no longer doing Beach Walks due to snakes. Then I got a nosebleed and well, I got sent to First Aid for that so YEAH. Totally almost died.
Irrelevant picture from my 2011 season.
But yeah, long story short. I'm a hot mess and I hate snakes.