Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Why.

This post is devoted to all the "whys" I have in life (or I'm just thinking about right meow)

WHY doesn't Akron, or at least Kent, Cleveland or Akron have a Panda Express or a Jack in the Box? Y'all are TRYING to make me move out to California aren't you?

WHY doesn't my cat cuddle me on command? Like come on, I fed you. It's only the nice thing to do.

WHY cant I be in driving distance of the ocean? Oh wait, #ohioprobs.

WHY do people STILL have ridiculous Facebook names? This is not Myspace. It is not acceptable to be John TURNUP ALLDAWAYY.

 WHY doesn't Taco Bell have Beefy Crunch Burritos still? Are they trying to kill me?

WHY can't my kittens stay little forever? Zeus is already so fat. I can't picture how heavy and hard he will be to carry in a few months.

WHY am I poor? Oh yeah, shopping. 


LOVE YOU GUYSSSSS. 


4 comments:

  1. Hahahaha. That Taco Bell one totally hits home. Yum. And aww kittyyyy! Love your why's :)

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  2. I love this. Wish I had the ocean close to home even though it is 3 hours away but that's not close enough and hell wish we had a taco bell. we have to go 45 mins to even get to a decent eating place.

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  3. No Jack in the Box?! I'm sorry :( I don't know what I'd do without their breakfast sandwiches, hahah. I live in California, but I didn't know they didn't have them elsewhere!

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